Welcome to the Chaos
About Me
- UberDorkGirlie
- Quirky single mom of two monkeys. I used to beat up the kids that picked on the "special students" during recess. Now I work with those with chronic mental illness. I speak quite a few languages, enjoy coed naked underwater basket weaving, have an addiction to Sushi and humor is my defense mechanism. Arrogant people make my right eye twitch. I'm ambidextrously brained, I will knit for tattoos, I am the friend that everyone comes to for advice and bail money. I pride myself on keeping my eyes, ears, heart and mind open. Making me laugh goes a long way with me, I think the brain is the sexiest organ and I'm the kinda gal you can take anywhere and I'll have a good time. Other than that, I'm just me.
Followers
Ah Nataliisms- "Island of Love"
Not unlike myself, our living room furniture is on the chunky side. Also, like me, it puts the omf in comfy. After I finally got the ex to vacate the last dwelling, eldest monkey asked if we could rearrange the living room. Slightly odd request for a two year old, but my monkeys and I are slightly odd.
So, I left the big ole wompin' couch where it was and pulled the loveseat to the center of the room. Then, I pulled the chaise lounge thingie (which just sat in a corner usually as yeah, I'm not the hoity toity loungie thing type) up against the loveseat until it formed a ginormous square roughly the size of a queen size bed. We then all piled on it and snuggled down to watch The Muppet Movie. During the opening Rainbow Connection, the edlest one and I decided to name our new creation "The Island of Love." It seemed quite fitting.
The Island of Love has since moved with us. Guests that visit for the first time look at us with a mixture of confusion and "wow, they really are kinda nuts" until they park their judgmental tushies on it and feel the love. I fear a day when it will have to be separated. No matter how crazy or rough our lives get, The Island of Love is our safe haven. It's our fortress of fun, our wealth of woobiness, our sanctuary of snuggle, our lush landing of love.
And we, as you know, are all about the love.
4:50 PM
|
Labels:
Island of Love,
love,
nataliisms,
woobie
|
- #boobiewed
- #truthbat
- Always wear clean underwear
- animals
- assholes
- beer
- beer freak
- bffs
- bitter old hags
- boobies
- Cali
- cathardic
- cats
- chicken
- comfy as hell
- confusion
- crazy cat lady
- cupids on crack
- dating
- death
- declaration
- dork
- dream
- Epic Geek Girl Calendar
- family
- freak
- Freedom
- fresh start
- frog
- geek
- geekgirls
- geeklove
- geeks
- goodbye
- heartburn
- heathen
- holiday
- How The Hell Am I Their Daughter?
- Intervention
- Island of Love
- Japanese
- knitting
- Leeds
- lesbians
- lessons
- life
- love
- mental illness
- Michaels
- mission
- monkeys
- music.
- nataliisms
- nerd
- obi-wan
- OCD
- pee
- pink
- procrastination
- psycho boy
- red rubber ball
- regret
- Rock the LAN
- roller coasters
- sadness
- Save The World Syndrome
- Seuss
- shakabuku
- sick of being sick
- silence
- single mom
- sisters
- skeletons
- some people are living zombies and some are just douchebags
- stalker
- star wars
- stupid hipsters with crooked soul patches and no regards for stop signs
- sushi
- tattoo
- things I know
- TInkerbell
- uberdork cafe
- woobie
- work
- wrong
- you know I've lost it when I'm quoting Beyonce
- zombie Natali
1 comments:
Awwwww,
This pic is giving me a warm & fuzzy feeling.
Post a Comment