Life In Monkeyland

Tuesday, August 27, 2013

Our “Religion”

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As a single mom, there are many big questions I get asked that I have to answer on my own. I tried to co-parent those answers with their fa...
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Thursday, November 15, 2012

I'll Share My Millennium Falcon PB & Banana Sandwich With You

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It’s been awhile since I’ve blogged. While I continue to write in my journal regularly, I’ve not been good about getting it online as of lat...
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Thursday, September 13, 2012

Goodbyes Suck

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Just like our bodies are made up of thousands and thousands of cells, who we are is composed of thousands and thousands of moments. Some big...
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Thursday, June 7, 2012

Contextually Speaking- My Common Pitch Milwaukee Experience

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I was approached by a journalist from the Milwaukee Journal Tuesday regarding my submission to Common Pitch Milwaukee. This is the article ...
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Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Let's Start With Stupid People And Leave The Gays And Vajajays Alone

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Dear Politicians, If you would please sit down, shut the Hell up, and listen for one tiny moment, I would appreciate it. I understand you ...
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Tuesday, May 22, 2012

I Still See Me

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We’ve all heard it- power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely. It can turn Snow White into the Wicked Witch. And last week I saw...
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Monday, May 7, 2012

Bob Marley Cleans My Lawn

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(This post was originally written as a guest post for my friend, Doug's, blog. It was an honor to be asked to guest post and I encourag...
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Quirky single mom of two monkeys. I used to beat up the kids that picked on the "special students" during recess. Now I work with those with chronic mental illness. I speak quite a few languages, enjoy coed naked underwater basket weaving, have an addiction to Sushi and humor is my defense mechanism. Arrogant people make my right eye twitch. I'm ambidextrously brained, I will knit for tattoos, I am the friend that everyone comes to for advice and bail money. I pride myself on keeping my eyes, ears, heart and mind open. Making me laugh goes a long way with me, I think the brain is the sexiest organ and I'm the kinda gal you can take anywhere and I'll have a good time. Other than that, I'm just me.
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