Welcome to the Chaos

You have stumbled upon the new blog (i.e. random babblings) of a quirky single mom. A shoot-from-the-hip, anti-pink (yet almost gaggingly perky), non-traditional, can cuss like a sailor but loves insanely and has the save the world syndrome gal who is bracing for a future as a Crazy Cat Lady though she secretly hopes like hell it doesn't come true. Enjoy your stay and feel free to say hi- I don't bite. Well, unless we're dating and you are into that type of thing or you contain peanut butter. >;-)

About Me

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Quirky single mom of two monkeys. I used to beat up the kids that picked on the "special students" during recess. Now I work with those with chronic mental illness. I speak quite a few languages, enjoy coed naked underwater basket weaving, have an addiction to Sushi and humor is my defense mechanism. Arrogant people make my right eye twitch. I'm ambidextrously brained, I will knit for tattoos, I am the friend that everyone comes to for advice and bail money. I pride myself on keeping my eyes, ears, heart and mind open. Making me laugh goes a long way with me, I think the brain is the sexiest organ and I'm the kinda gal you can take anywhere and I'll have a good time. Other than that, I'm just me.


Dear 2010, I see you!

I will not make anything resembling a resolution. I simply refuse. The reason being that I recognize that I am a perpetual work in progress no matter the time of year. Taking a good, hard , honest look at myself on a regular basis is something I’m actually fairly good at. As I also fall into the “my own worst critic” category, I tend to have no problem constantly tweaking my script to make it run smoother, more efficiently, or just plain look prettier.

More importantly, I have long since learned that life is what happens when we’re busy making plans. You can file all the TPS reports you want to on time, she doesn’t always read them or get the memo.

I see you 2010. You’ve already started out with a bang and show such potential. That’s right, I’ve got my eye on you. Oh yeah, I’m going to take that potential, add a dash of hot sauce, grill it up and serve it with a side of promise and demand you continue to crank out more. Life can keep chucking what she wants at me, I may not control what she chooses to toss my way, but I do control how I react to it. And I am more than ready.

I declare you, 2010, to be fabulous.

For myself, I declare that I will embrace all that opportunity I see you toting. I declare that I will continue to breathe. In with the good… out with the bad baby. I declare that I will continue onward and upward. I declare that I will venture forth all of your 365 days and accompanying nights with a smile on my face for each one. I declare that I shall continue to openly make my voice heard as needed. That my ears will remain available and my shoulders sturdy for those who need them. That my eyes, my mind and my heart will be open longer than 7-11.

I hope anyone reading this is ready, you've been warned ;)

I declare, my dear 2010, that you and I will kick some major ass. Yup, I’ve got my eye on you 2010.


Candid Carrie said...

I went past your house. I see you had 2009 tied in a Hefty Cinch sack three days before the trash collectors were expected. Nice job.

UberDorkGirlie said...

I've got mad ninja skills. >;-)

Dan said...

(pushes 2009 over cliff)


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