Feb 1, 2011
Dear Mr. Hipster in MiniVan That Decided Stop Signs Don't Apply to Him,
Thanks for making me have to slam on my breaks & almost donut. That was super fun. I've been meaning to become better acquainted with that ditch. I'm sorry I missed the memo that going "cheers" with your Starbuck's Venti at someone you could have killed meant "I'm sorry." Hopefully my finger didn't throw you off. I also apologize for lilest yelling "WE DON'T HAVE A STOP SIGN, YOU DO YOU CREEPOID!!! EVEN I CAN READ STOP!! S-T-O-P YOU (mommy how do you spell creep!?!?)!!!!!!" Kids these days. Hope you have a swell day!
<3,
Me
P.S. As I am aware of the fact you live in my subdivision, you may want to pick up a protective cup. YOU KNOW WHY!
P.P.S. Your stupid soul patch is crooked. I know, straight lines are tough.
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